Resident Evil 5 theatrical trailer is Weskerific

The new theatrical trailer for Resident Evil 5 contains a few very important things. We have not-zombies on motorcycles, a damsel in distress, military machismo, a gigantic triple-jawed crocodile and Albert Wesker. You remember Wesker, don't you? He's that jerk from the other Resident Evil games. He says something about "six billion cries of agony" and the birth of a "new balance." Six billion? Isn't that, like, everyone on earth? Oh, Albert Wesker, you rascal